It had to happen with a church full of people

It is Monday and I am hating this Monday as much as any other Monday I can remember. It is cold and the roads are full of snow and ice. Yesterday it was in the upper 50's in the afternoon and then it got cold, freezing rain and snow. School is delayed two hours this morning.

Friday I felt like crap so I slept in and didn't get a chance to post to the blog. I am sure everyone of my 4 dedicated readers were anticipating the reveal of my most embarassing moment. I will get to that in a bit.

Saturday, Jess had a volleyball tournament and with the HS team. They did ok, I think they won a couple and lost a few. I didn't go, I was still feeling like crap so I decided to take it easy this weekend. Drew stayed overnight at a friends house. The one whos house is haunted. When he got home he told me he saw a shawdow move up the stairs while he was there.

Saturday night Drew went to sleep early and Jess was bored so we played some games. We played cards; poker, blackjack, snooze you lose, and war. We also played pick a number, name that smell and who is the biggest complainer.

Sunday was kind of a lazy day. We went to the grocery store and scaped ice off the driveway. Coed volleyball was last night and we won both matches.

So my most embarassing moment........

When I was in Jr High, I was confirmed and the bishop came to the church and met with us and did all the things you do prior to the big mass and confirmation ceremony. The whole class is in the front of the church and the pews are full of proud parents, relatives and one grouchy dad named Norm. Anyway, the bishop stood in the front of the church with open arms and a thundering voice announcing the confirmation class. When he gets to me, he voice thundered to the parish, NIPPLES, Richard Paul Raymond NIPPLES. Everyone in my class was giggling and maybe it was in my head but it seemed he said it twice that day.

Remember, I am in Jr High, probably the worst time that something like this can happen. For the next few weeks I was Rich Nipples.

These are reasons I am going to heaven. I entertain God too much for him to not keep me around in the afterlife.

Off to start this crappy Monday.